People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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