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I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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