I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Randomize
