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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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