I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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