You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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