Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Everyone says I win the strip club
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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