I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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