i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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