Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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