Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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