I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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