: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize
