Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
