I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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