I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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