I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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