do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
