so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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