I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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