two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Randomize
