Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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