Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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