Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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