I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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