In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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