hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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