Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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