Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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