i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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