We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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