I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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