her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
