your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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