After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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