Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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