you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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