Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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