Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
