doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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