I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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