The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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