Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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