Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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