You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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