yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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