UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i now understand why vodka
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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