There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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