I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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