Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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