He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
