I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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