idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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