i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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