you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I am mentally ready for anal.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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