her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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